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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

2012 New Year's Resolutions

I resolve to:
  • lose 15 pounds (just like I have every year since I was 13 years old...clearly it's working)
  • get a literary agent
  • be a published author
  • have less sex with multiple men and more sex with one man
  • find said man
  • read more and facebook less
  • be more patient, especially with stupid and annoying people and things
  • stop thinking everyone and everything is stupid and annoying

I think that just about sums it up.

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